Trauma!!!

Well, tomorrow we are off on hols, we are all checked in, so just the packing left to do and then the trauma of negotiating airport security!


Now, I don't have issues with flying, I just find it VERY boring.............there are many more, more productive things I could be doing, rather than stuck in a ling metal tube with screaming children. The sooner we can teleport the better, but until then, if you want to go anywhere further than Europe, realistically you have to fly.


This then means the trauma of airport security. All I can say is that it is lucky that the 9/11 hijackers died at the time, as I would cheerfully kill 'em myself for subjecting us to the trauma we have to now go through. Unfortunately it is made much worse by the small people who have been given a little power, which they can now weld with that big stick called 'security' and they have the ultimate weapon...........you don't do as I say, then you can't fly!!!!


The one that really bugs me is the take off your shoes. Now if this rule was applied to everyone, fair go, but it isn't. Basically it is me and my mother...............it is obviously genetic - she is the 60+ terrorist grandmother, and I am the 30+ (ok I am closer to 40, but I am not putting -40) terrorist, who probably has higher security clearance than the fascist who is telling me to take off my shoes!!!!!!!


AND HAVE BAA NEVER HEARD OF CLEANING THEIR FLOORS??????


Well tomorrow I am going to beat them..............I have got some of the shoe cover things that SOCO use, so when they tell me that I have to take off my shoes, I can at least keep my socks clean! You wait, I won't have to take my bloody shoes off tomorrow, you'll see!